The legal drug of choice:
Coffee!
I don’t know how well you know me, but most know, I really enjoy my cup of coffee. I have one in the morning and ocassionally one after school, and on weekends and holidays late into the night. It helps me to live! It helps my night owl personality function in an early riser world.
There is a child inside of me now. Like the Bible eloquently says “with child.” God forbid you use the word pregnant around my grandmother. Vulgar insanity! Anywho, coffee now upsets my stomach, doesn’t appeal to me, and otherwise screams fallacy in its decaffeinated state.
WHAT do I do?!?!
A little uncouth, but Father please help me deal with this pregnancy. I do not feel like I am me, and I am in a constant state of illness.
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