Getting Healthy… Again… and after having baby… and I'll spare details of how it changes your body!

Remember  Bridget Jones and the stick insects? I’m not one of them. There are mums like that too ya know, or rather “moms” here in the U.S. We’re so bland.

Anyhow, I have lost 2 pounds. That’s right. TWO stinking pounds. I keep going to the gym, I keep trying not to stuff my face. I drink like a gallon of water a day. Is this what leaning towards 30 does to you? I imagine it only gets worse from here. Andy has lost 12 pounds (granted he started working out like 3 weeks prior to me but he also endured an injury that made him take a break).

All this to say, I’m still going. I’m still trying. And I love the way working out makes me feel. Sweating after a good 40 or 45 minutes and then picking up my baby girl, it’s nice. Definitely more energy, and there’s more sunshine these days too. So here’s hoping that two becomes ten, ten becomes twenty and twenty becomes twenty-something (I think ‘ll be happy with 20)!

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Who would you date?

Someone that looks different from you? Or only someone from your race or culture? I have been polling my students. Not sure why, just was interested in their take on relationships. Not that many years ago it was considered taboo. I am happy to report that most teenagers today (at least the recent immigrants) don’t discriminate.

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Giggles

I couldn’t help giggling when I read this. It’s just so true. Or should I say “socialist” in this country. Although, socialist democracies in Europe report to be happier than Americans overall. Just sayin’.

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
- – Dom Helder Camara, former Archbishop of Olinda and Recife, Brazil

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The legal drug of choice:

Coffee!

I don’t know how well you know me, but most know, I really enjoy my cup of coffee. I have one in the morning and ocassionally one after school, and on weekends and holidays late into the night. It helps me to live! It helps my night owl personality function in an early riser world.

There is a child inside of me now. Like the Bible eloquently says “with child.” God forbid you use the word pregnant around my grandmother. Vulgar insanity! Anywho, coffee now upsets my stomach, doesn’t appeal to me, and otherwise screams fallacy in its decaffeinated state.

WHAT do I do?!?!

A little uncouth, but Father please help me deal with this pregnancy. I do not feel like I am me, and I am in a constant state of illness.

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The end of an era

It is spectacuarly crazy that “singlehood” is about to end for me (see above picture, those aren’t just little beads around my neck!). As a woman, marriage was never really a goal for me- thank God. I always said, “oh, by 30…” or “maybe in a couple years.” What that means is, I am actually ready for this because I knew it was time, not because at 14 I made a timeline and it said I would be married by 26 and have kids by 28 (ok, so there was a timeline, but believe me, it was long gone by the time I reached 19).

So…what now? I think it is high time to make a pros and cons list!!!

PROS

  • don’t get hit on by skeezy guys (HELLO- wedding ring)
  • sex
  • have a man to do the multitude of dishes I inevitably use when cooking
  • always a “partner in crime” handy- i.e. someone to get lunch, watch a movie, or TP a house with
  • growing old together (wrinkles for me AND him)
  • McLovin (I don’t even know what that means, just sounds right)
  • some more sex
  • being united with the love of my life
  • did I mention se… oh yeah, I did

CONS

  • get hit on by even skeezier men (HELLO- they’re loving the wedding ring)
  • expected to cook everyday
  • have to get used to someone else’s (besides your own) funky bathroom smell
  • toliet seats- nuff said
  • remembering you always have to consider someone else (even if they are the cutest shoes you have ever seen and you do need a new vacuum)

Obviously, these aren’t so bad, beyond the funky bathroom smell. Am looking forward to someone promising to always love me, my wobbly parts (i.e. butthigh 1.) over the years. Seriously- I thank God for this man and could not be more estatic. He has saved us both and is a HUGE part in these nuptials. Jesus has a way of being amazing when you least expect it. Andy and I met at a bar- him, an addict and a user for years, me, a lost girl looking for approval in ALL the wrong places. Together we grew up, wrestled with God’s hand, and worked our way together again. He is amazing. And a free spirit (obviously).

I just have a couple more days of being the crazy bride to be and then I get to…err, be a wife!

Footnote
1. Butthigh: scary region between butt and thigh that seems to roll together

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The magic of the single digit size

So, as some of you may know from reading my French Fried Updates, my latest quest has been to become healthier and shrink my butt a little. For as long as I remember I have been a size 12, 14, or even the dreaded 16 (that was the college freshman 30 in my case!!!). But lately I have been a size 10. Also, I moved back in with my mother, meaning my little sister’s room is now next to mine. She wears a size 8 or 10. So lately my favorite hobby is lingering in her room, looking at the clothes I like, and seeing that the size 10s fit. I know it’s lamer than lame, but it makes me see the fruits of my labor. I’m a broke woman, I can’t go buying new clothes at this moment. This mornning I discovered something glorious, as I slipped on that magic single size, 8 talls, they fit me perfectly. I wish that were the end, but I got a bright idea following this triumph.

After having my morning of coffee and reading, I meandered from the bookstore to the clothing stores. As I walked into NY&Co., music blaring, black and white walls displaying the latest fads and classic workwear, I wanted to say “OH GREAT, I’m just looking for size 8s,” when the way too chipper for a gray day woman said “Good afternoon, how are you today?? Just let me know if you need any help.”

I continued walking through, searching for my perfect pair of pants that would serve as proof that I was on my way (to being thin that is, not world peace). I found 2, one I got in a size 10 and the others in an 8. GUESS WHAT?!?! The size 10s fit me perfectly. And as I stepped back to reflect on the image of myself in size 8s, I could only laugh. My hips rolled over the sides much like I imagine a woman who has just given birth trying to fit into pre-pregnancy pants. I have never been pregnant. But hey, 2 months ago they probably wouldn’t have zipped up. I am on my way. The car is just going 45(mph), not 60.

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